There I said it.
Not that anyone wants to contemplate too much for too long while in strange public restrooms. I mean let's face it, protocol teaches us to get in, hover long enough to get done, get clean, and get out.
But seriously here peoples, there has GOT to be a happy medium between the anorexic, emptiness of bare cardboard rolls that mock you for a "wrong" stall choice and a dispenser so robustly filled that it becomes greedy about what it's willing to share with the world!
Curse you double & triple Charmin rolls for shifting the industry, which subsequently burdened us toilet patrons with such awkward dilemmas!
Personally, I'd be much happier with dispensers out there that house regular-sized rolls by the dozen.