...And my sanity's being kept intact one GINORMOUS super sticky Post-It note at a time!
On them I've drafted poems, jotted down the cure for the common cold -
that came to me in one of my many colorful Percocet-enhanced dreams,
I've mapped out all sorts of grandiose plans for when I'm back to 100%
and once again unleashed on the world. From them I've even fabricated a make-shift sleep mask perfect for an afternoon nap, as well as Super
Willow's new crime-fighting cape. Plus, wadded-up, they provide Willow
& I with hours of fetching entertainment (shhh! Just
don't let PETA know, they may have me arrested cause
who-knows-what-in-tarnation the new bionic super sticky adhesive's made
They've proven to be the handiest gift ever.
So, my point is, when you truly care to send those you love THE very
best, send that loved one some GIGANTOR-sized sticky notes. They'll
thank you... and you can tell them I said, "You're welcome."
***Oh, and a new Blackberry Torch 9810 never hurt no one. Matter of
fact a new BB will keep your loved-one right busy learning a new Greek
language & navigational skills. Better than a Rubix Cube! Just sayin'....