Dear Sir or Madame of the Ranch,
The Confederation of Gusty Ridge Ranch Critters and I are quite alarmed. You must excuse my unprofessionalism here, but what in Hades is this?!?
You must not have thought this through all the way.
A Pug-Dachshund? Puhleeze, that's not even a real dog!
(Of all breeds, why bring a half-breed pug to The Ranch? Maybe you hadn't noticed, but it's hard to tell if a pug's coming or going! Embarrassing is what it is. And I don't trust two-face critters. Just sayin. Might want to sleep with one eye open for awhile, just in case.)
What kind of queen-sissy-pants name is "Willow" anyhow?!
The Confederation realizes that you must not be aware that giraffe-wrangling isn't as practical on The Ranch as one might initially assume. (So when you saw that on Willow's resume, you should've moved on.)
Again, we are filing a copy of this with our union rep, who will be in touch with you all shortly. Note that this is not a threat, but an impending strike would be reasonable, considering all The Confederation has had to endure the past 2 days.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Sir Linus of Woodbine
Confederation of Gusty Ridge Ranch Critters Board Chairdog
(On behalf of: Sullivan, King Tuffy, ESPECIALLY Rodney the Rooster- who dislikes her the most...and EXCLUDING Lady HulaHoop who only wants to roll around with & lick the butt of said pug-dachshund abomination! It's high-treason! She can move back in the house with you!)
4 comments:
That is one dang cute invader!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my CUTE! A pug-dachsund! I'm so puppy hungry now, I'll be back just to look at the cute pic
Hahaha... you're so funny.
Willow's so cute... I hope she's behaving herself.
Ummm.... I LOVE her! And I'm not even a dog person! So precious!!
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