First guy hit his ball into the pond.
So he parted the water and went on with his game.
Second guy hit his ball onto a lilypad.
So he walked across the water and went on with his game.
Third guy hit his ball, which bounces off a tree, and then a hawk catches it and drops it in for a hole-in-one.
First guys says to the second guy, "I hate it when your dad plays."
